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Saturday, January 6, 2018

2017 PSAS Champions: Trichotillomaniacs


Congratulations to the Trichs for putting a pin on their dominant 2017 season, and cementing Todd Gurley II as one of the all-time great draft picks in league history (he says through gritted teeth, all the while cursing the gods for breaking David Johnson and Antonio Brown). Gurley accounted for a staggering 38% of the Trichs' points in the championship game; by comparison, the Nauts' highest-scoring player in Week 16 was Kareem Hunt, who accounted for 18% of their total. Sadly, historical data on player scores in championship games was unavailable from Yahoo, so we won't have the satisfaction of precisely quantifying Gurley's importance relative to other big performers on PSAS championship teams. But I'd bet a trunkful of drugs that he's the GOAT in this particular category.

That does it for this year's league...this is the Nauts, signing off....