PHAT Girlz boycotting meaningless consolation game

PHAT Girlz boycotting meaningless consolation game

Four whole days after week 15 gameplay was finished, Friday morning scoring adjustments bumped Monique from the 2018 PSAS championship game. As late as Thursday, PHAT Girlz were still in the championship. And then 11th hour shenanigans reared their corrupt head.

Score on Monday night:

 Score on Friday, after consultation with special PSAS advisor Brian Kemp:

Roquon Smith’s additional point, gifted to him four days after the end of week 15, raises serious questions about the integrity of the league. Monique’s 11 game winning streak seemed in doubt after James Conner and Cooper Kupp went down but a heroic effort kept a dream season alive, which seemed settled when Yahoo posted the stupid recap article on Wednesday, which is STILL viewable as of today:

 

As further proof of disenfranchisement, I am too stupid to figure out how to log in to the blog to post this important message there. And am relegated to advocating for my players via email. A fact only made worse by our prospective championship opponent smugly mansplaining how to access my account:

  Not since Monique was blacklisted from Hollywood  after winning a fucking Oscar has a scandal raised such questions about the integrity of the entire process. In the wake of such a blatant disregard for the spirit of competition and fair play, it is difficult to see how the league will survive.

Stay strong

Monique

Playoff History Statistics At a Glance

The Championship total by seed:

SEED #	# CHAMP	%
#1 SEED	4	44.4%
#2 SEED	1	11.1%
#3 SEED	1	11.1%
#4 SEED	0	0.0%
#5 SEED	1	11.1%
#6 SEED	2	22.2%

Round Outcome by seed:

SEED #	Finals	Semi	Quarter
#1 SEED	7	2
#2 SEED	2	7
#3 SEED	4	1	4
#4 SEED	1	4	4
#5 SEED	1	3	5
#6 SEED	3	1	5

Playoff Appearances and Outcomes by Team:

	Playoff Appearances	1st Place	2nd Place	3rd Place	4th Place	5th Place	6th Place
Building Dwelling Thinking	7	1	1	0	2	0	2
TakingTigerMountain	7	1	1	2	1	1	1
Aethernauts	7	0	1	0	2	4	0
San Francisco Ferries	6	1	1	1	2	0	1
Phat Girlz	6	1	1	1	1	0	1
Trichs	5	3	2	0	0	0	0
Pelican Brief	5	0	0	1	1	2	1
Psychdog	5	1	0	0	1	0	2
Polk High Panthers	3	0	0	0	0	1	2
Homespun	2	1	1	0	0	0	0
Grossman Sachs	2	0	1	1	0	0	0
Brooklyn Bashers	1	0	0	1	0	0	0
Tusken Raiders	1	0	0	0	0	1	0
Goslings	1	0	1	0	0	0	0
Dijonaise	1	0	0	1	0	0	0
Cursed	1	0	0	1	0	0	0

The 4 seed vs 5 seed match up:

SEED #	# VICTORY	%
#4 SEED	5	55.6%
#5 SEED	4	44.4%

The 3 seed vs 6 seed match up:

SEED #	# VICTORY	%
#3 SEED	5	55.6%
#6 SEED	4	44.4%