Off Season Report - Part 2

Now we know what the league's elect did with their summer breaks, what about the preterite, the unlucky, the oft injured, the up-and-coming, the consolation crewe.

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Where we left them - Sleeping through the majority of the year the Dawgs dropped the last six of the regular season.  Only to win 3 to pick up the consolation victory.  After having essentially the same ark last season, the rest of the league is lucky their 2nd half titrations were so bad, or they may well have repeated as champions.

What they did - As outrage over the Vick controversy begins to fade, the Dawgs management looked into a more Renaissance-Faire-based team name to inspire their fan base.

Where they'll be - training camp masters, they may look good now, but as the air gets crisp a young squire's thoughts turn to meade and bawdy wenches - not so much titration. 


Cincinnati Dangles 

Where we left them? - The expansion/transfer franchise was one of the more dangerous in the league, to nearly everyone's surprise.  They scored enough to be a playoff team, but fell on the wrong end of a few lopsided Sundays.

What they did? -  Bourbon, basketball, baby.

Where they'll be? - The second Father of the league shocked a lot of people last year, and they'll look to build on that and make a drive into the playoffs worthy of Wildcat Nation.


Trichs -

Where we left them  - maddeningly inconsistent, the Trichs couldn't get a good high-end going all season.

What they did - consulted Jamaican herbologist.

Where they'll be? - It's hard to count the hair-pullers out.  If they learn from the wisdom of the hills - they could be back to 2010 form.


Grossman Sachs - 

Where we left them - a good first half turned into a run on the bank as the Wall Street gang foundered, sold-short and took an executive parachute to the consolation games.

What they did - You know, algorithms, plague masque parties, that kind of thing.

Where they'll be - Solidly in the black.

Phat Girlz -

Where we left them - league absentees last year the PG franchise foundered to unthinkable lows after missing the draft.

What they did - purchased by the OWN network

Where they'll be - it's hard to keep a Phat Girl down.  We picture them moving on up to the front of the bus reinvigorated by November rhetoric.

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Where we left them  - starting the season as the Dethroned King. They suffered some crushing injuries in the first few weeks, seemingly abandoned the year, then returned with T3b0w at the helm for a dramatic if unlikely second half run at the playoffs.

What they did - last seen at a Civil War reenactment outside Jacksonville, it is speculated that the King may have been transported to Mars where his shirtless and increasingly fantastic adventures among the barbarous Martians led him to a princess in need of a savior...

Where they'll be - Wherever they are - they'll be beasting.  We just hope they're back in time for the draft.