Surprise Announcement: Commish Creates NCAA Tournament Pick-em

-Commish: "This is undiscovered country."
- Reports: League could be open to cross-fantasy titration

Exciting news today out of the Commish's office in Tribeca, as the chairman of the PSAS announced that the league was officially re-branding itself as a "full spectrum fantasy sport dominance entity" with the creation of PSAS Pick 'Em league. The basketball tournament picking league is just the first of many potential additions to the league's original mission of NFL fantasy titration. Special secretary to the commissioner Rachel Oberlin offered brief comments to the media saying, "We're in undiscovered country here, people...Cross-fantasy titration has broad implications across all sports." She added "I mean, real sports, NASCAR and Tennis are still worthless to us, but there's plenty of fantasy to be had in basketball and baseball, and the PSAS intends to claim is fantasy rights in all valuable sectors." Perhaps the most interesting of the early speculation is that victory in the tournament league may reflect itself in PSAS reserve notes next season. Oberlin had no comment, but did say "Everything is on the table right now." Meanwhile, talks on the PSAS's bid at hostile-acquisition of the HTMLB and TVC leagues have stalled with only weeks until the fantasy baseball season begins. Spokesman for HTMLB league owners Buckaroo Bokai fired back, "We're not going quietly, they've picked a fight with a warlock, and the PSAS is about to find out exactly what that means."