La Acida Vita

GrossmanSachs management is currently overseas opening new markets and reinstating longtime ally Silvio Berlusconi as Italian Prime Minister. The team has been left under the watchful eye of Martin Heidegger. Everything is going smoothly, except Scott Chandler is unsure whether he exists or not, and Ladarius Webb's ACL seems to have rejected an attempt at "openness to being," and has chosen not to be at all. #jointpractices are working well for both teams, and new quarterbacks coach Tony Romo is having success teaching Aaron Rodgers how to be as good as Matt Flynn.

Most importantly, though, the #brooklyncabal seems to be making great waves in promoting its liquidity measures...

If it ain't in #english, it ain't a #hashtag.