By Bill Williamson, ESPN Far East Analyst
The Bankerz are for sure in celebratory mode. ¡Salud, friend!
Maybe the league is also in a partying mood, and PSAS is about
to be flooded with green doughs.
Or at least some close to the vault are acting that way.
The budged of both GrossmanSachs and BldgDW3LL1NGTh1nk1ng have quickly dwindled to under $50, moving fast especially in the last two weeks. Two teams closest to the PSAS current
reserve near the Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn have joined the under-50 club
solely occupied by ThePelicanBrief since the Grishamites’ acquisition of now indefinitely-out
Danny Amendola.
Speculation is that some gold bouillon will be melted soon
and the market will be pumped with new cash flow, maybe as an extension of the
current stock market or in the form of vultures, which more fans in the Far East
speculate will be the case. But
these games require capital, which those close to the reserve are quickly
drying up, making people wonder if it will be in some form of bonuses.
The PSAS General of Policies and Finance have ordered an
independent investigation into the unfair advantage the knowledge of impending
liquidity may create and how it may impact teams such as the Trichotillomaniacs
that have managed its assets wisely so far.
Fiscal conservatives such as PhatGirlz and Cincinnati Dangles are also
reluctant to sympathize with such stimulus spending, many close to the reserve speculate. 
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