Q Cares

Posted by u/GrishamAndCraftBeers -- Repost: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS - Q

I am passing this on from someone who's connecting some dots with input from sources he cannot reveal. 

Here's what it looks like when all the pieces are sewn together.

It smells like conspiracy and treason. Everyone needs to read this. Slowly and patiently, because it's very important......

From 2010 to 2014, GrossmanSachs operated a football team as a front for for a global enslavement agenda.

The goal was never to win football games.

How else do you explain trading Brandon Marshall for DMC during the only season the Bears ever had a passing attack?

But something happened on the way to the Reichstag fire.

The Nazi bankerz started to care.

And then they lost sight of the mission.

Suddenly Rex Grossman was more consumed with unleashing the dragon from his own 30 yard line than he was in expanding the G0dbank's Cholera Snuggies initiatives.

How do we know this? It's in the text. They were serial shitposters, and each post was so full of Freudian slips and bad bluffs that it almost felt too real to feel real.

The attempted coup in 2012, if that's what it even was, was so blatantly a cover for Grossman losing his mind when Willis McGahee could no longer hold onto footballs. Grossman fleeing to another realm, some Queen of Prussia Chic-Fil-A in an alternate reality, would be the best thing that could happen to them.

But did it happen?

Has anyone seen or heard from Grossman in six years? Do you realize how hard it is to hide a SexG0d made of avalanches? Even if he's in another realm?

Look up the Mandela Effect and then tell me that if Rex Grossman were stuntcoking  in Sinbad movies we wouldn't find out about it in any universe?

The problem was, GrossmanSachs joined the Pre-Socratic All-Starz, not only the most high profile league in all of sport, but also filled with time-travel troothers.

Every move the G0dbank made was heavily scrutinized, and their global plans were often stymied by other franchises with equal ambition.

GrossmanSachs's first mistake was caring too much. Their second mistake was being surrounded by others who cared just as much.

So that brings us to this mysterious post from last week. Another shitpost. This time, at least it openly admitted to being a shitpost.

What the fuck was that Keanu stuff, you may ask?

You have to remember how much every male in suburbia born between 1978 and 1985 loves Sneakers. It's something the Russians always underestimate.

Too many secrets. My Socrates Note. Cooty's Rat Semen.

It's all in the text.

Keanu Reeves. Eureka Seven. Revenue Sake... NUKES ERA EVE.

They're going to blow up the world... soon... and they're telling us about it through some garbage about Charlize Theron being hot.

But how are they going to do it?

How do they plan to blow the world up without everyone knowing what they're up to, especially with the watchful eye of the PSAS on them at all times?

Would they really try to fire up the football team again as a front organization, as some way to distract the other PSAS owners with bizarre waiver wire moves and an unforgivable affinity for Ohio State skill players?

Wouldn't they run the risk of caring too much again and ruining the whole plan?

Apparently, they think they can control it...

Because they are officially rejoining the Pre-Socratic All-Starz, per reports from the State of Jefferson. 

There are rumors of new management.

Who could possibly eradicate the desire to win in an organization full of uber-competitive Nazis?

Who could get them over their fundamental issues causing their destruction?

If they MUST JOKINGLY CARE, who could do that without ever actually caring?

It's in the text.

We now know the new shadow CEO of GrossmanSachs.