Welcome to the 2018 PSAS season, gentlemen.
The commissioner’s office is pleased to announce prizes for this year’s competition:
- First place: one ticket for a pre-apocalyptic rocket flight to Mars (middle seat, between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos)
- Second place: a set of steak knives
- Third place and below: free brain surgery
The Rapture Index has reached near-record highs due to increases in Jay Cutler activity. So keep your eyes on the prize….
Now onto the week 1 picks (winner in bold)--I’ll try to post these each week, plus the odd anonymous editorial by a g0dbank mole within the administration.
Nauts v. Trichs
BDT v. TTM
G0dbank v. Ferries
Mustards v. psych dog
Blood Spinners v. Polk High
Phat Girlz v. Pelicans
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