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Showing posts with label week 1 2014. Show all posts
Showing posts with label week 1 2014. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Stock Market and Casino Recap Week 1

Stock Market:
In its opening week, stock market saw a little activity.  Handful of franchises that invested minimally almost hit big with Bless di Wildcats.  At the end, Trix came 8 pt shy of having Davidsonians sweep non-Davidson opponents.  Asian markets generally ticked downwards, with much hyped IPO of Homoerasumus James with its associated derivatives falling below opening prices across the board. 

Asian concerns dragging market down


None of the derivatives hit, although freebie Bless di Wildcat almost hit big.
Welcome to PSAS X: Shock and James both lost
Hotlanta X: Polk High won, but James lost
Celebrity Jeopardy X: Trix and James both lost
Coolanta X: James lost, but Polk won
Bless di Wildcats X: Girlz, Nauts, and BDT won, but Trix lost

Casino Gulag:

Mark Ingram (TTM): 60+1+0=61 total yardz
Keenan Allen (Girlz): 0+37+0=37 total yardz
Cordarrelle Patterson (Trix): 26+102+48=176 yardz (Over)
Monte Ball (BDT): 67+16+0=83 total yardz

Winner of Yardie Cup 2014

RECAP:

TakingTigerMountain: (0)
Polk High (+10)
Bloodz (-5)
Trix (-5)
PhatGirlz: (-5)
Bloodz (-5)
Trix: (-3)
Celebrity Jeopardy (-5)
dividends

BDT: (+10)
Celebrity Jeopardy (-5)
Yardz Is Right (+15)
Polk High: (+2)
dividends
Bloodz: (+4)
dividends
Public Funds Index: (-8+16=+8)


Double check your numbers and, send claims to me.  We'll look into it.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Casino Gulag Week 1

Return of Casino Gulag Games

Under New Management

The Palace of Debauchery is open for business, and for this week the offering is Yardz Is Right.  Name a player who you think will have MOST TOTAL YARDS WITHOUT GOING OVER 100. 
For casino's renovation Grand Opening offer, this week's game is for free.  All it takes is your will to get the prize of 15 bb.  With 6+ participants, the prize will go up to 25 bb.
As token of his appreciation for the opportunity to do business in PSAS, casino don Kenji has bought all PSAS owners gifts.  He's worked with the feds to pay for a deal to make all Week 1 stock and derivative purchases eligible for previously announced freebies.  This means that now any 5 bankerbitez put into the market through stock or derivatives will come with free Bless di Wildcats and Cool-anta.   "Vibrant economy is vital to success of my business," Kenji told the media.
 


Comment here or the stock market, or email me for orders.  Casino games are 1-bet-per-player and on first-come basis.  For the sake of fairness, I will place my order after three orders or twenty-four hours past initial posting, which ever comes sooner.