Standing at the bank of River Acheron, General Far East stared up at the sign.
"FARE TO HELL IS 3 CENTS" it read.
General picked up his writing brush and drew six circles on a white cloth.
"My troops will carry six cents in their pockets. They'll cross River of Death, see Hell, and come back alive," General proclaimed.
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This season again, we'll play Moral Victory from Week 7 to Week 13.
We'll accumulate points scored during those weeks. Highest scorer among teams that miss the playoffs will receive $10 for next year's auction budget for, as the former commissioner El-Beni would say, "eating some shit out of chocolates." We'll also distribute $6, $4 and $2 to the winner, runner-up and third-place team of the consolation tourney respectively. These are all same as last year.
We'll accumulate points scored during those weeks. Highest scorer among teams that miss the playoffs will receive $10 for next year's auction budget for, as the former commissioner El-Beni would say, "eating some shit out of chocolates." We'll also distribute $6, $4 and $2 to the winner, runner-up and third-place team of the consolation tourney respectively. These are all same as last year.
Last
season TigerMtn collected both Moral Victory and consolation winner
after that crazy Week 13. Who's going to feel crappy for 8 months and
then be smiling next year?
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