Week 5 Recap

Well that was shock full of a week.  Two favored previously undefeated teams went down.  The game ball goes to Colonel Mustard.  Dijon scored the week's highest points, and AEthernauts got trumped by the Yellow Jackets behind two-TD games by Foster, Olsen and Wright.  TigerMountain lost Gatti Bowl to rival BDT in an injury-marred match.  Two winless teams also lost.  Shock won again.  Current top-six teams (Girlz, Nauts, BDT, TTM, SFF and Dijon) could very well be the playoff field with the way things are shaping up, but the B-class teams' chances are still very much alive to say the least.  Afterall, it's only Week 5.

 

Tackling Machine

This is my favorite casino game.  The lone safety in the field Morgan Burnett set the tone early in TNF with a solid 9 tackle effort, and other hopefuls also kept racking up tackles as Sunday afternoon went on.  In the end, it was Kuechly, of course.  Two bets went for Monique's enforcers, but it was the one that wasn't chosen that left the most bloodstains on the field.  DeAndre Levy had 12 solo tackles to lead the NFL this week, evidencing an over-all strong team Phat Girlz have this season. 

Future: Luke Kuechly, 11 Tackles

TTM: Lavonte David, 10 Tackles

Dijon: Jerod Mayo, 4 Tackles

Trix: Paul Posluszny, 9 Tackles

Bloodz: Patrick Willis, 8 Tackles

Nauts: Morgan Burnett, 9 Tackles

Old Future will collect the pot and the matching fund, a sum of 36 bankerbitez.  As promised, the rest of participating franchises will receive a one bankerbite Kuechly refund.  Nice up the dance.

Stock Market

Folks saw buying opportunities amid favorable interest rates and dove into the market, but something bigger was evidently in the works and had other plans for it.  In the end, many franchises saw negative results from the stocks this week and more money was taken out of the market.  We see it as a needed correction for a sustainable future upswing. 

5-0: Girlz won, but Nauts and TTM lost

Against the Even Odds: BDT won but PHP lost

First Win: Trix and Pelican both lost

And Then There Were None: BDT and Dijon won but Bloodz lost

Recap

Future: +26

Girlz (+3)

Nauts (-5)

TTM (-5)

Tackling Machine (-3+36)

TTM: -13
TTM (-5)

Pelican (-5)

Trix (-5)

Tackling Machine (-3+1)

dividends (x2=+4)

Dijon: -2

Tackling Machine (-3+1)

Trix: +1

SFF (+5)

Trix (-5)

Pelican (-5)

Tackling Machine (-3+1)

dividends (x4=+8)

Bloodz: -12

Nauts (-5)

SFF (+5)
5-0 (-5)

Odds (-5)

Tackling Machine (-3+1)

Nauts: -13

Trix (-5)
5-0 (-5)

Odds (-5)

Tackling Machine (-3+1)

dividends (x2=+4)

Girlz: +2

dividends

Pelican: +4

dividends (x2)

SFF: +4

dividends (x2)

The market will resume pumping you up in Week 6

Public Funds Index

+226-3=+223