Rivalry Week Quake Confirmed: Limits of Human Titration to be Tested

The worst catastrophe in the history of the league is confirmed as the Week 10 Rivalry Fault slipped and subducted today leading to a buckle between Miletus and Ephesus. After consulting for hours via teleconference with the Pythian and Delian oracles, the Commissioner has determined that the Earth-shaker has demanded a rematch of the Week 4 tie between BuildingDwellingThinking and Dethroned King. Sources close to the Office have quoted the Sybills as uttering hexameters "Polemos brooks no ties / Brothers to war must out / Illian plains prepare / playoff life battle-won"

As of press time officers of the PEMA were mobilizing relief funds to help the affected teams on tonight's waiver wire. Victim-bystanders in this violent shift are Pelican Brief and Tusken Raiders who will play each-other. What effect this massive upheaval can have on the playoffs is unknown at this time, but it is certain that this will now become the gate-keeper to several teams fate in the wild card and doubtless the largest ratings grab for the PSAS this year. Keep tuned to FHTTGAP for 24/7 aftershock watch.

BREAKING: Tremors Hint of Rivalry Week Shake Up

Early reports from Euboea within the realm of Poseidon, Earth-Shaker, indicate that a major shift of Rivalry Week match-ups week may be imminent. The Week 10 Fault, so-called Rivalry Week Ridge, has been long thought to be dormant. However, seismic indications appear to show a slip along the fault. "As of now we don't know how far the fault will shift, but all indications point toward some scheduling change," local spokesman for the deity, Phillipous Ennogigaios said. As of press time the Primordial Emergency Management Association (PEMA) had begun marshaling resources to aide the Ionian colonists of the Milesian division, whose franchises lie closer to the fault. Leaked chatter from the office of the Reserve Chairman suggested that a reserve coffers might be opened to those teams affected on a limited basis. Stay tuned to FHTTGAP for all the news on the impending disaster.