Rivalry Week Quake Confirmed: Limits of Human Titration to be Tested

The worst catastrophe in the history of the league is confirmed as the Week 10 Rivalry Fault slipped and subducted today leading to a buckle between Miletus and Ephesus. After consulting for hours via teleconference with the Pythian and Delian oracles, the Commissioner has determined that the Earth-shaker has demanded a rematch of the Week 4 tie between BuildingDwellingThinking and Dethroned King. Sources close to the Office have quoted the Sybills as uttering hexameters "Polemos brooks no ties / Brothers to war must out / Illian plains prepare / playoff life battle-won"

As of press time officers of the PEMA were mobilizing relief funds to help the affected teams on tonight's waiver wire. Victim-bystanders in this violent shift are Pelican Brief and Tusken Raiders who will play each-other. What effect this massive upheaval can have on the playoffs is unknown at this time, but it is certain that this will now become the gate-keeper to several teams fate in the wild card and doubtless the largest ratings grab for the PSAS this year. Keep tuned to FHTTGAP for 24/7 aftershock watch.