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Associated Press
Scott Templeton
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While the Trichs' were quick to play damage control after league watchdog JGPB brought DeckerGate 2011 to the world's attention--the AP has learned that the illegal Eric Decker transaction (based on league precedent) is at the center of the biggest security breach in PSAS history.
Here's the timeline:
Sat Night: Independent sources confirm that the Trichs GM consulted with several computer experts concerning the idea of a "back door" exploit. The target: WOPR. The key: Denver Broncos WR Erick Decker
Sun AM: After finding Decker to still be a Free Agent, the Trichs computer team acted quickly to execute their plan.
Sun 4:57 AM to 5:09 AM PST: The key to the plan was the semblance of indecisiveness as the PSAS commissioner would probably interpret the moves as a "honest mistake". In the span of 11 minutes Eric Decker was rostered twice and dropped once. The backdoor had been opened.
Sun 5:10 AM PST: Trichs' lead hacker was instantly killed as he peered into WOPR's mainframe but the damage had been done--the JGPB Official Playbook was compromised.
Sun 5:11AM PST: While Eric Decker is a great WR2 and the JGPB Official Playbook a roadmap to a PSAS championships--the end result of DeckerGate 2001 could prove catastrophic to the world. At approximately 5:11:32 AM PST, WOPR began running its defensive program and locked out all human users.
Sun 6:00 AM PST: Helpless members of JGPB's front office convened to discuss the next steps but most had already accepted the new "endgame" reality. Before DeckerGate 2011 WOPR's mission was to bankrupt the PRN reserve and win JGPB a PSAS championship but now it was playing a new game... ...its favorite game.
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