CGG Expansion

Casino Gulag Games Expansion Proposal

In light of the dirty hippies having poor sex poorly outside of our offices, we can see that people need something more productive to do with their time. It is in this spirit that Grossman-Sachs humbly submits the following Casino Gulag Game Types for your Titratic Enjoyment:

1. Individual Players over/under - Pretty straightforward, lay bets down on the players projection at kickoff. Some room for market manipulations, and maybe should have the caveat that if a player is listed as probable, questionable, or doubtful they are ineligible, as insider info would have huge consequences as the betting window closes each week.

2. Player Head-to-Head bets - Players with identical projections will be offered up to the sacrificial alter, with bets pitting one against the other, whoever scores the best that week pays off.

3. Top Tackler - Every owner who enters picks anyone in the league they think will have the most tackles that week. Most tackles among the players selected takes the pot, obviously it splits in case of a tie. Owners can also pick the same player.

4. Return King - Same as top tackler, except with return yardage (possibly w/ TD bonuses).

5. Parlays against the Pre-Socratic Federal Reserve - The league offers up a 4 or 5 way parlay of seeming 50-50 bets, would have to be over/unders or identical head-to-heads. Players only win if they get all bets correct. In a five way parlay, the payout should be 2 to the 5th power (32) times the bet. A four-way parlay option would yield a 16 times payout. There is possibly a way to do this without going against the house, but individuals would have to offer up their own parlay spreads for other owners to select, and would have to guarantee they could pay the high payouts.

6. The TD Vulture - Same as Top Tackler, except owners select a player who they think will have the highest percentage of points out of touchdowns. This could be called the John Kuhn Special, in honor of the GB RB who has 41 total yards and two touchdowns (9 rushing, 32 receiving, for a total of 3 points). If that were his score for one week, his TD percentage would be 80% of his total points. (If you look at John Kuhn's points, though, there is an obvious scoring error somehow) Again, the owner with the highest percentage for the week wins the pot, ties split the pot.

If we approve any of these options, the commish may need some help with the accounting. I would nominate any of the following teams to help out:

AEthernauts

Ferries

Trichs

Dirty Birds

Dangles

No offense to those not nominated, it only means I can't trust you at all. Let's get some feedback, see what types of games pique your interest.

Sincerely,

Medussa Rothschild

VP of Organ Harvesting

Grossman-Sachs