TD Vulture Results!

Touchdown Vulture: Early Returns

Alright, y'all. Touchdown Vulture requires a fair amount of accounting in order to get the right number. In the future, I think if you picked three peeps, just write me, or whomever, when any of those three scores a TD. If you picks didn't score any touchdowns, there's no point in me looking up their numbers.

Michael Bush 2 pts no TD
Jed Collins 3 yds no TD
Earnest Graham 131 total yards no TD (actually maybe the least vulturous player of week)
John Kuhn 1 yd total no TD
Scott Chandler 3 yds no TD
Lex Hilliard plays tonight
Jason Snelling 19 yds no TD
Pierre Thomas 16 yds fumble lost no TD
Delone Carter 45 yds no TD
Brandon Pettigrew (Ferries, originally incorrectly attributed to AEthernauts because there are too damn many people named Chris in this league) 10 points w/ 6 from receiving TD for a TDV% of 60.0

Looks like Brandon Pettigrew of the Ferries has the lead on the 37,000 PRN pot. We'll have to see if Lex Hilliard can get a TD while scoring less than 4 other points. BDT will be hoping to see Hilliard only in goalline situations.

I just looked up the league-wide TD vulture and it was...: RICKY WILLIAMS, 1 yd 1 touchdown for a TDV% of 100! Run, Ricky, Run! Other TDV up and comers were the immortal Dane Sanzenbacher (14 yds receiving w/ 1 TD) and Alex Smith (also 14 yds w/ receiving TD).

Thanks for playing everyone who did. Those that didn't, you can't stand around waiting for a better pot than the one presented this week, and if you are, you're a Touchdown Vulture Vulture, and we have no respect for your kind.

Averell Harriman, CFO
Grossman-Sachs