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Thursday, November 15, 2012

General Far East Seeking Tea Party Endorsement

By Bill Williamson, ESPN Far East
 
General Far East of the Trichotillomaniacs secretly met with an unnamed representative of the Tea Party at a Manhattan hotel on Wednesday to discuss endorsement from the popular conservative movement in case the chair of the commissioner of PSAS becomes available, multiple New York media reported.  The New York Daily News also quoted one source close to the General as saying “we will introduce integrity and transparency to the PSAS for the first time when the General becomes the next commissioner.” 

The reigning commissioner and the General are at odds about the possible return of keeper/dynasty structure in 2013. 

The General doesn’t think it’s fair that 2012 draft, for which he was unavailable, should increase in its future significance subsequent to the event, which is what happens if the yet-unofficial installation of keeper/dynasty for next season goes through in mid season.  He is said to be not against the idea of keepers, as long as its installation is prior to the draft with an empty roster.  The General has been a vocal critic of the lack of clarity and continuity in the draft since Creation.  

It seems that not everyone in the Far East is on the same page with the General. Wednesday reports also surfaced that longtime Far East starters Hakeem Nicks and Vernon Davis met with Bounty Killer aka the Original General without the GM’s knowledge, possibly to discuss the Dancehall star’s interest in the Far East GM job.  The Jamaican artist is said to have a minority ownership share of the Trichotillomaniacs.  Nicks and Davis are probably in favor of the keeper league to elongate their chance of playing in the comfortable Far East land. 

Sounds like a cacophony of a 2-8 team.  But the team seems committed to giving the General all the power he wants, and we may see more tension brew in the Far East Land in the last stretch of this lost season.

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