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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Stock Market and CGG Week 3 Recap

Things did not go well this week for the commish
Alright, everybody, GrossmanSachs management is at work making new mind-control programming for Middle America at the moment, so we'll keep this quick. Everyone made money on Behind Enemy Lines except the Commissioner, who the G0dz are clearly envious of. The pot was supposed to be split but because six people's entry fee was going to be split five ways, you just get your 10 bonus Bankerbitez. Also, it's the first week of the stock market, and there were only a few hits, but some decent investments being made in the penny stocks. #BottomsUp.

GrossmanSachs --
PrimordialLifestylz over Tusken Raiderz (NOPE, -5) and Phat Girlz over BDT (NOPE, -5)
Buffalo D in Behind Enemy Lines (NOPE, -3)
Total: -13 Bankerbitez (SWEEEEEEET)

Trichs --
Pelicanz over Polk High (NOPE, -5) and Tusken Raiderz over PrimordialLifestylz (Yep, +4)
Seattle D (Yeah, tie, everyone who ties gets +10)
Total: +9 Bankerbitez

TTM -- 
Pelicans over Polk High (NOPE, -5) and Phat Girlz over BDT (NOPE, -5)
Vikings D (Yeah, tie, everyone who ties gets +10)
Total: 0 Bankerbitez

HomeSpunNeckBloodz --
Primordial Ones over The Sand People (NOPE, -5) and Aethernauts over Trichs (Yeah, +10)
Tampa Bay D (Yeah, tie, everyone who ties gets +10)
Total: +15 Bankerbitez

Aethernauts -- 
Pelicans over Panthers (NOPE, -5) Girlz over BDT (NOPE, -5)
Investments +4
Total: -6 Bankerbitez

Pelican Brief -- 
PG over BDT (NOPE, -5) and Nauts over Trichs (Yeah, +10)
Broncos D (Yeah, tie, everyone who ties gets +10)
Investments +6
Total: +21 Bankerbitez

BDT --
Seahawks D (Yeah, tie, everyone who ties gets +10)
Total: +10 Bankerbitez

Phat Girlz --
Investments +8
Total: +8 Bankerbitez

PrimordialLifestylz --
Investments +4
Total: +4 Bankerbitez

Tusken Raiderz --
Investments +2
Total: +2 Bankerbitez

EDIT - Why is some of the text on white background? MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, SCUM!

5 comments:

  1. GROSSMANSACHS IS CURRENTLY ON VACATION AT AN 8 BANKERBITE ALL-ENCLUSIVE RESORT IN SAN MIGUEL, PART OF THE BEAUTIFUL AZOREAN ARCHIPELAGO, DO NOT EXPECT A TIMELY RESPONSE.

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  2. Haha! I also charged myself too much money for losing in the CGG! 2 more Bankerbitez for me!

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  3. I let a lot of good people down this week.

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