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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Stock Market and CGG Week 11: We Are Pornstars!

We are now in the final quarter of the regular season, and any team can be one FAAB away from agony or ecstasy. The stock market has been very good to its investors this season, will the trend continue in week 11? 

Fortuna's Wheel keeps spinning like a tiny metal dreidel designed by aircraft engineers, and this time it's landed on 300. This game is the QB's version of Yardz iz Right. Pick a QB, WHICHEVER SELECTED QB GETS THE CLOSEST TO 300 YARDS WITHOUT GOING OVER IS THE WINNER. 

The name 300 was selected in honor of Zach Snyder's popular gay porn parody of Schindler's List.

STOCK MARKET: 
1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs GrossmanSachs (8) - Navy Yard Brawl
TTM (3) vs ThePelicanBrief (6) - Daniel's Day in Court
Polk High Panthers (1) vs Dijonnaise All-Stars (10) - Peg's Terrible Sandwiches 
AEthernauts (11) vs BDT (12)  - The Game's Going Over Everyone's Headz
Ferries (4) vs Tusken Raiders (5) - The Sand Francisco Treat **** GAME OF THE WEEK ****
Phat Girlz (7) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (13) - High Cholesterol Platelette Platter
Trichs (2) vs The Goslings (9) - Only Gos Tweezes

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.

2 comments:

  1. Tannehill for 300!

    Nauts, Tigers, Sachs, Ferries, Panthers

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  2. I was just too busy to get my picks in. I'll extend 300 picks to Sunday for remaining QBs. Your game picks def still stand. Haterz vs inflaterz.

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