Week 12 Stock Market & Previewz

Lets hope Charles isn't injured soon

 

 

I'll make everything short.  Rankingz came out early and I'm trying to finish work early and beat the G-W Bridge traffic here.  Necessarily adjustments will be made in due time.

Clinched playoffs: AEthernauts, Phat Girlz, TakingTigerMountain, Dijonnaise All-Stars have clinched a spot in the post-season and are vying for the first-round Week 14 bye.

Need one more win or Spinnerz loss to clinch: BuildingDW3LL1NGTh1nk1ng and SanFranciscoFerries virtually have the magic number down to one and could clinch playoffs spot this week. 

Outside looking in, gates starting to close: HomeSpunNeckBloodz lacking points and the Old Future with seven losses are on the verge of elimination.

Moral Victory: Polk High Panthers, Trichotillomaniacs and ThePelicanBrief are within 12 pts in the shit-outa-chocolate Moral Victory race. 

Grace period over, Autopilot Indicator On: Took them this long, but Shock_Pix are in a familiar territory of out and no pay. 

Last of the bye: Carolina and Pittsburgh will be the last teams to have their mid-season vacation. 

The payout schedule for each 5 bankerbitez bet is as following.

                                      Blue Chip     Market Performer     Junk
Blue Chip (#1-4*)                  5                      3                          2
Market Performer (#5-8*)     10                     5                          3
Junk (#9-12*)                        15                     10                        5

*Based on weekly Power Rankingz.  In case of a tied rank, commissioner's ruling will be published here.

Dez and DeSean are the Bad Minded Peoples of the Far East

The Guide

(1) AEthernauts 9-2 (3 bb) vs (7) The Old Future 4-7 (10 bb)

Cam on bye, Gordon's 2014 debut for the Nauts.  Late-season pick-up shine eye galz for Future.  Will Nauts escape another upset alert?

(2) PhatGirlz 8-3 (5 bb) vs (3) Dijonnaise All-Stars 8-3 (5 bb)

A significant game for the first-round bye outlook, Dijon face the Girlz in the Ong Bowl as Monique's entourage are struggling to find points as AP's saga and wait continue.

(4) TakingTigerMountain 8-3 (2 bb) vs (12) Shock_Pix 3-8 (15 bb)

A tough auto-pilot test for the Shockers against the hottest team of the league Mountain.  Antonio on bye and backfield woes except for Ingram may make it respectable, until MNF's Crescent City Connection.

(5) BuilingDW3LL1NGTh1nk1ng 7-4 (5 bb) vs (8) HomeSpunNeckBloodz 5-6 (5 bb)

Ever-new-look Chico Boyz will debut Shoelace in an elimination match for Derrick Carr and the Spintron. 

(6) SanFranciscoFerries 6-5 (3 bb) vs (9) Trichotillomaniacs 3-8 (10 bb)

The Boatmen try to safe-land the Ferries onto playoff dock in a match Dez and the Hairpullers are battling for pride and moral victory. 

(10) ThePelicanBrief 3-8 (5 bb) vs (11) Polk High Panthers 2-9 (5 bb)

Ever-so-important moral victory match as the Bundys showcase their starz in a too-late fashion. Big Ben on bye is the last chance to make dropping a kicker count.  

 

Derivatives

For Sale:

Catz: Nauts, Girlz, BDT and Trix win  (40 bb)

Celebrity Jeopardy: Future and Trix win (40 bb)

Freebies:

Babylon: Nauts, TTM, BDT, and Ferries win (20 bb)

Upsetters: Future, Shock, Bloodz, and Trix win (100 bb) <-------glutton's irrelevant money

Week 11 Recap

 

Ok that was painful.  Butt-fumble week.  Started with that constipation of an early game STL-DEN and dragged on.  I heard MNF was exciting, sorry to have missed that.  I was in my room doing push-ups and sit-ups.  Ah, I see that Yahoo tells us four teams (Nauts, Girlz, TTM and Dijon) have clinched playoffs spot.  Congrats, ladies and gents!  Two more teams, BDT at 7-4 and Ferries at 6-5 are both at magic number 1 and most likely will round-out the post-season field.  Bloodz at 5-6 and lacking points have to win out and have lots of help (bribery accepted this week @ commish office).  Old Future is also uneliminated, though remains being a very long-shot. 

Just to let you know, this week I'll be fairly absent from football until Sunday.  It's my bye week.  I'll fulfill minimum managerial and commissioner duties but not much.  It's timely since there's a lot of explanation to do for General. 

Pick 4

Trichs (Teddy, Forte, D-Jax, Denver): 32.97

TTM (Brees, Ingram, DT, Buffalo): 44.75

'Cos (Peyton, Goose Egg, DT, Denver): 29.01

TTM captures pot plus matching funds (+12); all tickets were on Montee Ball.

Over/Under

Luck: 20.12 (24.67)  Under

Brady: 14.58 (21.43) Under
Ben: 10.73 (19.28) Under

Trichs (under-under-over) win some money (+4+4-2=+6 bb), hooray.

Stock Market

Shock Top: Shock and Pelican lost

Catz: Nauts and TTM won but BDT and Shock lost

Babylon: Nauts, TTM, Girlz and Dijon all won (20 bb)

Upsetters:  Polk, Bloodz, Trix and Pelican all lost

TTM and Trix, getting intimate here, win free money, double hooray!

Recap

TTM: +32

TTM (+3)

Trix (-5)

Babylon (+20)
Pick 4 (+12)

dividends (+2)

Trix: +25

Trix (-5)

Babylon (+20)

Pick 4 (free)

Over/Under (+6)

dividends (x2=+4)

I wonder which Sanchez will return this week

Public Funds Index:
+485+57=+542

CGG and Stock Market Week 9 Recap: OIL!

In the single most prolific day in the history of the PSAS Stock Market, a handful of teams grabbed the bull by the horns and rode it straight through the roof. For the first time, a franchise broke a hundred bankerbite day, with Trichs +102 weekend. As always, if you aren't playing, you are being robbed through inflation. It's not rocket science making this picks, as 20/22 total selections hit paydirt. The only question now is if Goerring's Gang will stop taking bets against the Primordialz.

TTM: Bankerz (+20), Nauts (+20), BDT (+20), Girlz (+4), Ferries (+10)
SBS: Chris Ivory - O catches (-3)
Total: +71

Trichs: Bankerz (+20), Nauts (+20), Gos (-5), BDT (+20), Girlz (+4), Trichs (+3), Ferries (+10)
SBS: Sproles - 1 catch, 2 yards - 2.0 ypc (+28)
Investments: +2
Total: +102 (!!!!!!!!!!!!)

BDT: BDT (+20), Bankerz (+20)
SBS: Cordoradoracorelle Patterson - 3 catches, 14 yards - 4.2 ypc (-3)
Investments: +8
Total: +45

GrossmanSachs: Bankerz (+20), Nauts (+20), BDT (+20), Ferries (+10), Girlz (+4)
SBS: Ben Hartsock - 0 Catches (-3)
Investments: +10
Total: +81

Nauts: Bankerz (+20), Ferries (+10), Gos (-5)
SBS: Ray Rice - 3 catches, 21 yds - 7.0 ypc (-3)
Investments: +6
Total: +28

PelicanBrief:
SBS: Tavon Austin - 1 catch, 6 yds - 6.0 ypc (-3)
Total: -3

Ferries:
Investments: +2
Total: +2

PhatGirlz:
Investments: +6
Total: +6

Goslings:
Investments: +4
Total: +4