What were once rumours dismissed as mere rubbish are now gaining steam: Will the bottom two PSAS teams be relegated to an as-yet-uncreated second “Championship” PSAS League? This would be a shocking yet exciting development as the PSAS moves forward to bring You the most compelling fantasy experience in the world.
The “Premiership” PSAS could move to 10 teams once this development takes effect, or add two more expansion teams. Obviously, a sizeable number of expansion teams would have to be added to ensure the viability of the “Championship” PSAS. Most do not see this as a problem given the immense demand to join the League. Teams from years past, like Skins all the way, and the Dodgers, could be brought back to the PSAS fold in the “Championship” League. In years to come the top two teams from the “Championship” PSAS would ascend to the “Premiership” PSAS, replacing the bottom two relegated teams. Relegation is universally regarded as a bitter embarrassment.
The Regular Season Champion from the Premiership and Championship would play during their playoff Bye-weeks in the prestigious FA Cup (Fantasy Association). The winner of the FA Cup would have immense bragging rights and fame. Winning the FA Cup is a tremendous honour.
The two leagues would have a symbiotic relationship, although they would be completely separate. Each League would hold separate drafts and operate in unique fashion. The PSAS blog would cover both leagues.
While critics argue that this move would water down the PSAS brand name, others believe the move could result in an excitingly fluid and experimental leadership structure, in which two commissioners would be free to enact different rules as they see fit. We see this as a largely positive development, given that many have been disappointed in the way the
Longhorn Network-dominated League has played out this year. The Longhorn Network, the commish and reserve chairman, has been seen by many to serve its own self-interests at the expense of other smaller market teams.
Others see expansion differently, believing the move to be a necessary step in order to preserve the prestige of the PSAS. For instance, many are disappointed and embarrassed by the defiant behaviour of the once-great Phat Girlz, as they continue their gluttonous descent into bloated mediocrity. Others see the “Championship” as a way to deal with certain fiscally irresponsible teams like JGPB, who could become the PSAS version of Leeds United. Sides in the Championship would have to prove their worth by securing a top two finish, in order to enjoy the privilege of competing in the first division of the PSAS.
Was this the revelation contained in the hugely mysterious Fourth Southern Dispatch that was sacked on the 11th hour by the Black Helicopter? No one knows.
Others see expansion differently, believing the move to be a necessary step in order to preserve the prestige of the PSAS. For instance, many are disappointed and embarrassed by the defiant behaviour of the once-great Phat Girlz, as they continue their gluttonous descent into bloated mediocrity. Others see the “Championship” as a way to deal with certain fiscally irresponsible teams like JGPB, who could become the PSAS version of Leeds United. Sides in the Championship would have to prove their worth by securing a top two finish, in order to enjoy the privilege of competing in the first division of the PSAS.
Was this the revelation contained in the hugely mysterious Fourth Southern Dispatch that was sacked on the 11th hour by the Black Helicopter? No one knows.
GrossmanSachs proudly supports Relegation. This would have to mean an end to keeper status, and draft picks could not be traded to borderline teams. For those questionable teams who boldly think, "This won't ever happen, they won't have enough teams," we assure you, we would, and you should be more worried about your lineups than the future of the PSAS.
ReplyDeleteNever been a "bottom feeder"--relegation would be an insult to an organization with a tradition of winning.
ReplyDeleteAfter much consultation, the AEthernauts organization has decided to back relegation. The sadistic spectacle of teams in the pincers fighting for their standing in the PSAS is too appealing to pass up. (Although we hate the idea of giving up Megatron.)
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