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Speaking of inflation, Fortuna's Wheel is getting so big it could coach the Phat Girlz. The newest Casino Gulag Game comes from the Gulag's founder and former PSAS Commissioner, TakingTigerMountain (although we all preferred when the owner operated under the name Thanatoids, because they were an easier win than Kristen Stewart in five years). The name of the game is Punt So Good, and it's finally gonna make Pat McAfee proud. Pick a punter, any punter, and WHICHEVER PUNTER HAS THE HIGHEST NET PUNTING AVERAGE WINS. For any n00bs out there, net is punt distance minus return (which includes a touchback being called a 20 yd return). We'll go first come first serve on this one, because really, we can't all take Pat McAfee. HomeSpunNeckBloodz is this week's Ow! My Balls! Winner. Congratulations, NeckBloodz, ice your balls with this cold bottle of CGG.
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C'mon baby, make it punt so good! / sometimes love don't nahnahnahnah / baby, boom boom punt so good! |
1-3 - Blue Chip
4-6 - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds
Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.
Blue Chip Red Chip Penny Stock Junk Bond
Blue Chip 5 4 3 2
Red Chip 10 5 4 3
Penny Stock 15 10 5 4
Junk Bond 20 15 10 5
So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:
Dijonnaise All Stars (8) vs Trichs (3) - Pluck Pluck Smear
Polk High (1) vs SF Ferries (5) - Bundy at the Bay **** GAME OF THE WEEK ****
PelicanBrief (2) vs Phat Girlz (7) - Justice by the Pound
AEthernauts (11) vs GrossmanSachs (9) - 2011 Sweet Sixteen Rematch
BDT (10) vs Tusken Raiders (6) - Lectures on the Dune
The Goslings (12) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (13) - Season on the Brink
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs TakingTigerMountain (4) - Hot Dog vs Fist Rematch
Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.
4-6 - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds
Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.
Blue Chip Red Chip Penny Stock Junk Bond
Blue Chip 5 4 3 2
Red Chip 10 5 4 3
Penny Stock 15 10 5 4
Junk Bond 20 15 10 5
So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:
Dijonnaise All Stars (8) vs Trichs (3) - Pluck Pluck Smear
Polk High (1) vs SF Ferries (5) - Bundy at the Bay **** GAME OF THE WEEK ****
PelicanBrief (2) vs Phat Girlz (7) - Justice by the Pound
AEthernauts (11) vs GrossmanSachs (9) - 2011 Sweet Sixteen Rematch
BDT (10) vs Tusken Raiders (6) - Lectures on the Dune
The Goslings (12) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (13) - Season on the Brink
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs TakingTigerMountain (4) - Hot Dog vs Fist Rematch
Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.
Nice I love playing with house money. Let it ride!!!
ReplyDeleteThomas morstead ftw!
PSG - Bryan Anger - Jags MVP, and 3rd round draft pick!
ReplyDeleteLast week was the happy hunting ground of gimme picks, trickier this week
Let's go
TTM over Ancient Ones
Cyclotron over Baby Geese
g0dbank over Nauts
BDT over Raiders
TTM over Primordial
ReplyDeleteBankers over Nauts
Trichs over Mustard Men
Trichs, Ferries, Nauts, BDT, TTM and Girlz
ReplyDeleteFor Punt So Good, I'll take Marquette King, because he sounds like he played for James Madison University (which is now the second best college ever because the best bar in Manhattan streamed their game live off a laptop onto a big screen last week and like 15 people showed up to see it).
ReplyDeleteRollin Quarters with the Bankerz again, TTM, and Phattyz
Brian Moorman -- TTM / Nauts / BDT / TR1X
ReplyDeleteUgh, 2011 Sweet Sixteen...bad craziness coming back through the time fog
ReplyDeleteTriches, Ferries, BDT, Goslings, TTM
Matt Bosher for PSG
Haha, I actually accidentally left that up from when I was playing Ryan Roberts (hoping to avenge Ohio State's loss to Kentucky) but also at Half Court was the Duke depantsing by Arizona, doubling as a Derrick Williams And1 Mixtape.
Deleteferries, TTM, Trichs, Girlz, BDT
ReplyDeletePSG Andy Lee