Stock Market and CGG Week 10: Punt So Good!

Don't hate, inflate.

Word has gotten out that PSAS owners have struck Bankerztea in the Stock Market. When fake six-year-olds are giving you stock tips in broken English, you know your where the money's at. The commish's office was shockingly outbid on LB Aldon Smith (19 Bankerbitez!), but there was also a time when (Name of Defense playing the Jags/Bucs) would have only fetched 3 Trillion dollars in Zimbabwe, but then inflation changed everything. 

Speaking of inflation, Fortuna's Wheel is getting so big it could coach the Phat Girlz. The newest Casino Gulag Game comes from the Gulag's founder and former PSAS Commissioner, TakingTigerMountain (although we all preferred when the owner operated under the name Thanatoids, because they were an easier win than Kristen Stewart in five years). The name of the game is Punt So Good, and it's finally gonna make Pat McAfee proud. Pick a punter, any punter, and WHICHEVER PUNTER HAS THE HIGHEST NET PUNTING AVERAGE WINS. For any n00bs out there, net is punt distance minus return (which includes a touchback being called a 20 yd return). We'll go first come first serve on this one, because really, we can't all take Pat McAfee. HomeSpunNeckBloodz is this week's Ow! My Balls! Winner. Congratulations, NeckBloodz, ice your balls with this cold bottle of CGG.

C'mon baby, make it punt so good! / sometimes love don't nahnahnahnah / baby, boom boom punt so good!

STOCK MARKET: 

1-3  - Blue Chip
4-6  - Red Chip
7-9 - Penny Stock
10-14 - Junk Bonds

Here's a chart for the payouts. If a bluechip beats a bluechip, you make 5 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five bankerbitez investment back). If a Blue Chip team beats a Junk Bond team you get 2 extra Bankerbitez (plus getting your five Bankerbitez investment back). As always, the game of the week is only 2 Bankerbitez to play.

                    Blue Chip      Red Chip       Penny Stock        Junk Bond

Blue Chip            5                 4                      3                        2

Red Chip            10               5                       4                        3

Penny Stock        15                10                   5                        4

Junk Bond          20                15                   10                        5


So, that being said, this week's Matchupz are as follows, seeds are listed in parentheses, so 1-3 are the Blue Chip franchises, 4-6 are Red Chip, etc...:

Dijonnaise All Stars (8) vs Trichs (3) - Pluck Pluck Smear
Polk High (1) vs SF Ferries (5) - Bundy at the Bay **** GAME OF THE WEEK ****
PelicanBrief (2) vs Phat Girlz (7) - Justice by the Pound
AEthernauts (11) vs GrossmanSachs (9)  - 2011 Sweet Sixteen Rematch 
BDT (10) vs Tusken Raiders (6) - Lectures on the Dune
The Goslings (12) vs HomeSpunNeckBloodz (13) - Season on the Brink
PrimordialLifestylez (14) vs TakingTigerMountain (4) - Hot Dog vs Fist Rematch

Make your picks before kickoff Thursday.