Gloves seem to be piling up around the feet of hamstrung Redskins RB Ryan Torain. Only days after he was challenged by Head Coach Mike Shanahan to return to the playing field, The Thanatoids' owner has challenged the back to return a book he borrowed several months ago. The book in question, a first edition paperback of Donald Barthelme's The
Amateurs, a collection of the American author's short fiction, is believed to have been borrowed by Torain at a team party sometime in September of this year. A spokesman for the 'Toids organization said "Seriously, the book is like 150 pages long. Ryan's a smart guy and the doctors tell us that everything's fine. So, yeah, we expect him to be able to read and return literature in a timely manner to the team library. Continued the spokesman, "I mean, come on, it's not like we're asking him to play football or anything..."
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