Aaron Rodgers' savvy ploy to motivate his team by sucking this week, may pay off in a huge way. "It's gonna be big for them," Rodgers said yesterday, while scrolling through Facebook photos of his old girlfriend banging dudez on the Golden Gate Bridge. "We all learn through struggle, and once each of these guys puts up 23 points, we're gonna be a better team for it. Now, if you could just give me some private time, please... and can you pass me Mr. Blankey?"
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| Wilis McGahee is gonna have the Trichs pulling all the hairz outta their mink coats. |
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| Despite their familiarity with Far Eastern culture, the Trichs have never been able to stop ninjas. |
Rodgers has spent all day in the GrossmanSachs locker room, doing linez with Sea Bass and "flashdancing" along to this song while McGahee and Roddy White were eating Bear heartz for strength:
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