CGG Week 6: Return to Sender

Sadly, only one of the Casino Gulag Dancers likes to touch the D.

Fortuna's Wheel, you've done it again! We have yet another new Hermann Goerring Casino Gulag offering this week. Again, we're all busy, and most of you are frustratingly thick, so we'll keep this simple. The name of the game is RETURN TO SENDER, and all you have to do is pick the player who you think will have the most TOTAL RETURN YARDS this week. Total return yards does include interceptions/fumble returns (Honey Badger Alert). If your pick SCORES A TOUCHDOWN, you get 3 Bankerbitez, no questions asked (regardless of all other performers, and on top of potential winnings). Because everyone is gonna whine about it, we will allow each player to be picked by two franchises (but only two franchises). Ties get paid as if they were individuals, so the house would take an Ohio State Garbage Time Touchdown size loss if a sandwiched player wins.

So, pick a player, and pay three Bankerbitez for the right to get excited for the first three minutes of RedZone Network coverage. Per #thenewrulez, the picking window is closed until 9pm Beastern. Any Grishaming before 9pm, will pick last, and must still pick.

Ow! My Balls! Free Game winner this week is none other than the commish, who's balls have been throbbing for five weeks now. I may play one free game, or pick two players and pay for only one.

This is off-topic, but here's a link to my favorite number from my favorite Bollywood film dubbed into English: