Apparently going the distance ain't what it used to be. Six feet is all it took to win this week's Casino Gulag Offering, but it was as close as a game can be, narrowly beating out three feet. The excitement!
Polk High
Julio Jones - NOPE
Pelican Brief
Trendon Holliday - NOPE
TTM
Dez Bryant - 2yds (twice, but only one counts)
Trichs
Demarius Thomas - NOPE (!)
GrossmanSachs
Shady McCoy - 1yd
NeckBloodz
Matt Forte (Fasho) - NOPE
AEthernauts
Victor Cruz - NOPE
Ferries
Teddy Ballgame - NOPE (But FREE!)
31 Bankerbitez are awarded to Taking Tiger Mountain. I no longer have any recollection of Dez Bryant scoring two touchdowns on Sunday (thanks to a visit to Dr. Dudley Eigenvalue DDS), but I'll take NFL.com's word for it.
In some contexts, six feet is pretty damn cool. Here's to you TTM! |
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