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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Go the Distance Results



Apparently going the distance ain't what it used to be. Six feet is all it took to win this week's Casino Gulag Offering, but it was as close as a game can be, narrowly beating out three feet. The excitement!

Polk High
Julio Jones - NOPE

Pelican Brief
Trendon Holliday - NOPE

TTM
Dez Bryant - 2yds (twice, but only one counts)

Trichs
Demarius Thomas - NOPE (!)

GrossmanSachs
Shady McCoy - 1yd

NeckBloodz
Matt Forte (Fasho) - NOPE

AEthernauts
Victor Cruz - NOPE

Ferries
Teddy Ballgame - NOPE (But FREE!)

31 Bankerbitez are awarded to Taking Tiger Mountain. I no longer have any recollection of Dez Bryant scoring two touchdowns on Sunday (thanks to a visit to Dr. Dudley Eigenvalue DDS), but I'll take NFL.com's word for it.
In some contexts, six feet is pretty damn cool. Here's to you TTM!

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