Will the "New Regime" Intervene against a PST Resurgence?
Will Stevie Johnson "go back" to Oakland & return Matthews' helmet?
Las Vegas halts all betting at the sports books until the Executive Council of the PSAS Scoring Committee (member list undisclosed) clarifies Monday scoring adjustments.
GrossmanSachs looked into a possible break-in at 666 Wall Street. The particle supercollider was rather warm when they arrived. In an effort to further investigate the matter, Sylvester Stallone was supposed to be sent back in time, but instead went forward in time, where he was attacked by the future blond-mohawked version of Dez Bryant (shrunken significantly through the timewarp). When we attempted to send Dez Bryant back in time on Sunday he was caught in a loop (how, it doesn't matter! [table pound]}, and scored a second two yard touchdown. Despite some undesired 157 pt side effects, it seems to have corrected the rift in the space-time continuum.
GrossmanSachs looked into a possible break-in at 666 Wall Street. The particle supercollider was rather warm when they arrived. In an effort to further investigate the matter, Sylvester Stallone was supposed to be sent back in time, but instead went forward in time, where he was attacked by the future blond-mohawked version of Dez Bryant (shrunken significantly through the timewarp). When we attempted to send Dez Bryant back in time on Sunday he was caught in a loop (how, it doesn't matter! [table pound]}, and scored a second two yard touchdown. Despite some undesired 157 pt side effects, it seems to have corrected the rift in the space-time continuum.
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