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Monday, September 5, 2011

Announcing the Casino Gulag!




In Soviet Russia political undesirables were packed off to Siberia to labor in the gulags. In America we have a more "do it yourself" mentality - and that's just what our new game will allow you to do. Free yourself from the economy of scale, and feed the B34ST with your hopes and dreams. Who knows, you could "make it rain" in a club just like role model Pacman Jones, simply become hypnotized by the heady movement of money, or get rolled up in a rug and buried in the desert. Any which way, we win!

Want to learn more? Of course you do.

In order to enhance liquidity and take your minds off recent austerity measures in the PRN, the Federal Reserve Chairman Christopher Woodrow Wilson Said has authorized the Office of the Commissioner to initiate an offer of CASINO GULAG GAMES!!!





What are CASINO GULAG GAMES?
The CASINO GULAG GAMES are fun, easy to play and could make you a lot of money. During week 1 you could win up to $45,000 PSAS Reserve Currency just by "voting" on the 6 games through the Yahoo Site. The participant who picks the most games right will receive 50% of all the entry fees (split pots for ties). If you pick all six games correctly, that goes up to 75%. Leftover PRN will be restricted to fund future liquidity operations.



How do I play?

Pick the winner of all six PSAS games (remember, voting stops when the first game begins on Thursday night). It costs 5,000 PRN to play, and is, of course, entirely voluntary. Funds will be transferred to/from your account at the conclusion of the week 1 games. All races, creeds and political affiliations are welcome. Anyone can win!

Things to consider:

1. The rules and stakes may/will change week to week so be sure to check in on the blog.
2. You must vote on all six games to be considered for this event. Voting on up to five will simply void your entry.
3. Voting stops when Yahoo ends it (usually when the first game of the week begins). And Yahoo doesn't allow you to change your votes (even before the games begin). So, it pays to wait, but not too long.

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