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Monday, September 17, 2012

9/13 was an Inside Job

...and he just keeps #flashdancing ladies and gentlemen. Aaron Rodgers has officially exchanged his shake weight and scuba gear for a ledger sheet and G0d-particle-gloves. GrossmanSachs is happy to report team chemistry has never been higher, truly living up to their inspiring mission statement put out by Kevin Garnett. 

"Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in a frying pan and mix it up with another something and throw something on top of that and then fry it up and put in a tortilla and put it in microwave, heat it up, give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? If y'all don't know what I'm talking about then you can't cook and this doesn't concern you."
- Team Minister / Intensity Coach Kevin (Fucking) Garnett

GrossmanSachs thought they needed a hero, it turns out they needed a hugeass breakfast burrito.

 Emotions were high in the GrossmanSachs locker room, and so was most of the team thanks to Sea Bass' ample stash. Edwin S. Porter IV took a few minutes to make a tribute video honoring a very special weekend for the G0dbank:




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