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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Week 9 Picks

The AEthernauts franchise apologizes for last week's radio silence; we were in the middle of relocating to sunny southern California, but now we've finally made it to our new headquarters in Burbank, where Jules and Vincent famously cleaned poor Marvin's exploded head off their car in "The Bonnie Situation." Good times!



Now on to some lightning picks (predicted winner in bold)...

Nauts vs. psych dog

With psych dog facing a rash of byes at the skill positions (and no doubt occupied by the duties of fatherhood), Tyrod Taylor's solid Thursday night performance should be more than enough cushion for the aerial explorers to land on their first victory in three weeks.

 Trichs vs. Ferries

The rampant Trichs have the magic touch right now, yanking hair into gold. Case in point: Matt Forte turned back the clock in a Thursday night spot start, going for over 20 fantasy points and putting the hair pullers in the driver's seat against the Ferries. Barring another week of Russell Wilson heroics, look for the Trichs to consolidate their hold on first place.

BDT vs. Polk High

The Heideggarians hold the early edge in a matchup of reeling franchises, with Polk High already locked into to a goose egg with Kelvin Benjamin sitting out his first game as a Bill. With theoretically favorable matchups for Carr, Evans, and Martin, look for BDT to be thrown-into victory this week.  

Hanging w Hooper vs. Girlz

While the Girlz have been plagued by inconsistent production from their star receivers and Matty Ice's mammoth Super Bowl hangover, they should still pull out the win this week against a Hooper squad kneecapped by Cousins's matchup with the Legion of Boom and Fuller's downgrade from Deshaun Watson to Tom Savage at the Texans QB slot.

Dijonnaise vs. Bloodz

Even without the injured Leonard Fournette, the Bloodz are a good bet to spin their way to victory against a Mustards roster ravaged by a mix of injuries, byes, and underperforming draft busts. Take the under on this one, gentlemen.

TTM vs. Pelicans

Look for the Pelicans to clear the Mountain in this week's marquee matchup; although the Yahoo bots have this pegged as a practical tossup, TTM's main man Hopkins figures to regress without Watson under center, and the Pelicans arguably hold the edge at every other skill position.

Picks record to date: 12-12


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