Neo-Atlantaen Weather Attacks Threatens PSAS Capital

Grossman Sachs Headquarters during Hurricane Sandy

Confidential sources within the Kremlin revealed Thursday that the Russian weather control service has monitored a series of woodpecker grid non-scalar energetic transmissions that may have affected the course of the twin superstorms that have menaced the American fantasy football center New York City in recent weeks. As power systems failed throughout the city, the lights stayed on at Grossman Sachs headquarters.during the not-so-sneakily named "Hurricane Sandy".  Only weeks after his nuptials to the eponymous scion of an ancient Azores noble family, it appears that the GM of the Grossman Sachs franchise has tapped into the timeless energy currents that flow beneath those mysterious islands. Inhabitants of those islands, near the point in the Atlantic where hurricanes are formed, have long maintained that they are the descendants of survivors from the sunken continent of Atlantis.

 

Russian submarines patrolling the Santa Maria Ridge have consistently noted the strange magnetic and electric fields that surround the area causing instruments to malfunction.  Professor Pavel Prokorov of the Tuguska Polytechnic Institute has suggested in a recent paper that the very mantle of the earth below the seabed may contain "scalar fissures" account for the alternating vortex and Sargasso motions of the sea nearby.

The High Priest and Priestess of Poseidon in that vanished Atlantean empire were said to command the sea, raising great storms to dash the cities of their enemies.  The naming protocol of the nor'easter "Athena" should a an obvious in-joke of the kind favored by those illuminated by various mysterious rights.  The foundation myth of Athens consisted of a competition between the god of the sea and the goddess of wisdom for the patronage of the city.  As these storm systems have been active the g0dbank's team has triumphed twice in an ever tightening playoff race.   Approaching the one year anniversary of their short-lived coup attempt, the demonstration of power is a startling evidence of concealed might beneath the placid exterior of this franchise. It is not to our knowing what the Sachs may intend with this immense and ancient power they have uncovered, but it is certain that if the denizens of the PSAS do not take heed of these events, which even now indeed flash before their eyes unseen, they will surely fulfill the endtime prophecies which even now are unfolding beneath their sleeping heads, undreamt of.