You, boy! Want a thrill! Why not try spinning this wheel? Grab a peg and give it a whirl, maybe you'll win a toy or a girl! There you go, boy! What a spin! Round and round she goes, what will you win? It's slowing now, look closely, here's the best part. Let's all take a breath to still our beating hearts! Oh, boy, can you believe it? A Casino Gulag Game waiting for you to seize it! It's the latest craze in our craziest culture, you've just won a free game of Touchdown Vulture!
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Here's how this works: Everybody picks a running back or wide receiver, whichever one of those players has the highest percentage of his points via touchdowns wins! If CJ?K runs for 32 yards and 2 touchdowns, then a whopping 76% of his points came from touchdowns! If that's the highest percentage of the players chosen, then the owner who picked him gets 15 Bankerbitez to spend on the waiver wire! Make your selections in the comments section by 7pm B34st3rn time this Thursday.
There is only one free game this week, next week the ever-popular PSAS Stock Market (copyright PrimordialLifestylz) returns! The Casino Gulag Games will become pay-to-play, but will be weighted against the house to incentivize participation.
Alright, gents! Get clickin!
Daniel Thomas for Trichs.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I didn't appreciate someone else sharing my Kuechly horse last week. I won't complain since it was a free game, but once it becomes pay-to-play, saddle-sharing should be disallowed if the profits are to be split.
I'm with you. I want to go to a first come, first serve basis, but some people don't have access at work. If Kuechly won, you may have both been awarded the full prize. Depends on who the other winner is, and how much Jim Tressell, our Senior VP of Raffle Fixing liked each of you.
ReplyDeleteThe Pelican Brief selects:
ReplyDeleteJackie "You Sunk My Battleship" Battle
or Daniel Thomas...oh, dammit!
Only RBs and WRs eligible or can TE's play too?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, TEs by their very nature are TD vultures.... Let's stick with RBs and WRs, or else everyone would pick TEs.
ReplyDeleteReal quote: "I'd like to throw out a big shout-out to the big homie Reggie Bush for donating to the Joique Bell touchdown foundation." Joique created an entire non-profit dedicated to vulturing td's. Gotta go with him.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Eddie Lacy.
ReplyDeleteLets go Kenny Stills
ReplyDeleteBenJarvus Green-Ellis
ReplyDeleteMark Ingram
ReplyDeleteLeGarrett Blount
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