Week 11 Recap

 

Ok that was painful.  Butt-fumble week.  Started with that constipation of an early game STL-DEN and dragged on.  I heard MNF was exciting, sorry to have missed that.  I was in my room doing push-ups and sit-ups.  Ah, I see that Yahoo tells us four teams (Nauts, Girlz, TTM and Dijon) have clinched playoffs spot.  Congrats, ladies and gents!  Two more teams, BDT at 7-4 and Ferries at 6-5 are both at magic number 1 and most likely will round-out the post-season field.  Bloodz at 5-6 and lacking points have to win out and have lots of help (bribery accepted this week @ commish office).  Old Future is also uneliminated, though remains being a very long-shot. 

Just to let you know, this week I'll be fairly absent from football until Sunday.  It's my bye week.  I'll fulfill minimum managerial and commissioner duties but not much.  It's timely since there's a lot of explanation to do for General. 

Pick 4

Trichs (Teddy, Forte, D-Jax, Denver): 32.97

TTM (Brees, Ingram, DT, Buffalo): 44.75

'Cos (Peyton, Goose Egg, DT, Denver): 29.01

TTM captures pot plus matching funds (+12); all tickets were on Montee Ball.

Over/Under

Luck: 20.12 (24.67)  Under

Brady: 14.58 (21.43) Under
Ben: 10.73 (19.28) Under

Trichs (under-under-over) win some money (+4+4-2=+6 bb), hooray.

Stock Market

Shock Top: Shock and Pelican lost

Catz: Nauts and TTM won but BDT and Shock lost

Babylon: Nauts, TTM, Girlz and Dijon all won (20 bb)

Upsetters:  Polk, Bloodz, Trix and Pelican all lost

TTM and Trix, getting intimate here, win free money, double hooray!

Recap

TTM: +32

TTM (+3)

Trix (-5)

Babylon (+20)
Pick 4 (+12)

dividends (+2)

Trix: +25

Trix (-5)

Babylon (+20)

Pick 4 (free)

Over/Under (+6)

dividends (x2=+4)

I wonder which Sanchez will return this week

Public Funds Index:
+485+57=+542

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Jamarcus Russell Cough-Free and In Cardiovascular Shape to Cross State Lines

Former LSU QB1, #1 draft pick, and all around cool guy JaMarcus Russell has worked out with the Washington Redskins prompting speculation that he may be in cardiovascular shape to run Washington's beleaguered 2 minute offense. Following coach Mike Shanahan's completely non-racist benching of Donovan McNabb in last week's loss to the Lions, the Redskins have been desperately seeking anyone but a traditionally lazy quarterback with NFL playoff experience to run their critical two minute offense. Russell, who was arrested this summer with perscription cough syrup, confirmed "I'm still a hustla but insiii-ide my soul." When pressed as to his team preference however, Russell admitted he would lean toward the Ravens or the Vikings.