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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Jamarcus Russell Cough-Free and In Cardiovascular Shape to Cross State Lines



Former LSU QB1, #1 draft pick, and all around cool guy JaMarcus Russell has worked out with the Washington Redskins prompting speculation that he may be in cardiovascular shape to run Washington's beleaguered 2 minute offense. Following coach Mike Shanahan's completely non-racist benching of Donovan McNabb in last week's loss to the Lions, the Redskins have been desperately seeking anyone but a traditionally lazy quarterback with NFL playoff experience to run their critical two minute offense. Russell, who was arrested this summer with perscription cough syrup, confirmed "I'm still a hustla but insiii-ide my soul." When pressed as to his team preference however, Russell admitted he would lean toward the Ravens or the Vikings.

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