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Saturday, November 16, 2013

Commish caught in White Buffalo Scam

Early reports indicate that the PSAS commish has lost his phone in a White Buffalo boro taxi scam. The account information, credit card information and wherabouts of all PSAS field agents are believed compromised.  Intelligence analyst Judy Killfile called the loss "a complete breakdown of information security.  A White Buffalo con involves apparently random choice made by the mark in actuality it's an intricate set piece (in this case a dummy cab). " All agents are advised to evacuate league safe houses, dispose of all electronic devices, and steal at least three separate automobiles before crossing any bridge or tunnel.

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