Week 5 P0W3R R4NK1NGZ

Socrates died in the fucking gutter

1.       Dijonaise All Stars (4-0) - (last week 1)

Over a hundred

Lowest score of the season

Ride or die cheese heads

2.       Psychdog (3-1) (last week 2)

Three RB offense

Dogs back in the hunt

First time since 09

3.       TakingTigerMountain (4-0) (last week 3)

Bear heavy offense

Unstable long term engine

Target King wide outs

4.       ThePelicanBrief (2-2) (last week 5)

Big bye win, Patsies

Freeman a steal or more hype?

No kicker needed.

5.       SanFranciscoFerries (2-2) (last week 8)

Peyton takes a seat

Lots of rushing talent here

Need points from QB

6.       Aethernauts (2-2) – (last week 4)

Forsett moves the chains

Murray: turnaround? trainwreck?

Who will helm the Nauts?

7.       BuildingDwellingThinking (1-3) (last week 7)

Freeman trade looks rough

First time out, how will it age?

Come back Dez, come back!

8.       Trichotilomaniacs – (1-3) (last week 9)

Backfield pieces are there

Just a matter of pulling

Hairs and Denver D

9.       HomespunNeckBloodz (1-3) (last week 6)

Julio lowballs

The Muscle Hamster cometh

Tampa kicker cut

10.   Polk High Panthers (last week 12)

Dual big QB play

Not many leagues start Roddy White

Spiller wheel route gold

11.   Curses. – (1-3) (last week 10)

Foster returns small

The kicker leads team in points

Whom the gods would curse…

12.   Phat Girlz – (1-3) (last week 12)

Luck-less Girlz starving

Zero spikes in the skill slots

Off year for Monique