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Wednesday, December 22, 2010




Welcome to the PSAS Award Show! Introducing your host, Bob Knight!!




(rausing applause)
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" If I were in charge I'd drug test all you sons of bitches, not just the athletes. "

Most Titrations in a Season:

BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng --> 68

2009. psych dog (62)
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"A B.S. is just what it stands for. A M.S. is More of the Same. A PhD. Is
Piled Higher and Deeper."

Most Overspent on a Single Player

el mundo --> Brian Westbrook

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"If you're a coach you're going to get your ass beat now and then"

Best Single Game for a Player

Grossman Sachs --? Mike Vick (Week 10 49 points)

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"All of us learn to write in second grade, and most of us go on to better
things."

Most Players Injured

Indianapolis Colts

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If my reaction to the jeering from the stands on Tuesday night offended any
true Hoosier fans, I am deeply sorry and wish to apologize. I realize that
you have not always agreed with what I have done or said. I probably
wouldn't agree with all you have said or did either

Best Free Agent Acquisition

Grossman Sachs --> Mike Vick; Silver Medal - BDT --> Peyton Hillis; Bronze Medal --> Brandon Lloyd Revenge of the Sith

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Greatest game of the Year

Week 7: EMP vs. Revenge 103.8-104

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"I've had all the challenges I need in my lifetime. I'd rather play against
a really bad team."

America's Team Award - team with greatest following

San Francisco Ferries

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*** MAJOR AWARDS ***

The reason we lost the game was you, it was your fault.


ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD - Best Expansion Franchise

2009: Discerning Nostrils
2010: Grossman Sachs

COACH OF THE YEAR AWARD- Best consistent week-to-week titrations

2009: Sunset Park Mastifs
2010: Phat Girlz

GENERAL MANAGER OF THE YEAR AWARD- Most successful acquisitions post-Draft

2009: psych dog
2010: BldgDw3ll1ngTh1nk1ng

1. Peyton Hillis FA signing for $0 (***** stars)
2. Miles Austin - Pierre Thomas trade (**** stars)
3. Ryan Fitzpatrick/John Kitna QB titrations after Tony Romo injury (*** stars)
4. Innovator of "Triple-Titration Offense" Romo + Miles Austin + Felix Jones (**** stars)

and finally...


Awarded for team that most lies in the pincers of the polemos, on the edge of Being (in-der-Welt-Sein) over the course of an entire career, while demonstrating Sportsmanship and High Achievement

INT'L NECRONAUTS

5 comments:

  1. I thought I had the "Most Overspent on a Single Player" award on lockdown. BJAX did put up points I suppose.

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  2. congrats to all the winners! It's been the best year yet for the PSAS...

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  3. We at Grossman-Sachs can't tell you how honored we are to win the PSAS Rookie of the Year. It's been a long, hard, throbbing year for Grossman-Sachs, and it's nice to know all our nazi-banking satisfied the PSAS G0dz (we also appreciate said G0dz looking past our recent call for their deaths). We want everyone to know that you will never see a team as focused, hard-working, or heavily titrated as the 2011 Grossman-Sachs squad. A quick trip in the particle supercollider to Christmas 2011 found Rex Grossman starting for a 14-0 Redskins team, leading GS to unfathomable titrations. Enjoy your victories now, fellow all-starz, the Grossman Reign of Terror will be upon you all soon enough.

    Feliz sol invictus,
    George Sherf III, Grossman-Sachs VP of Multigenerational Espionage

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  4. Thanks to Black Helicopter for the award--it's been a great voyage between the pincers this season, competing with all the fine franchises of the PSAS. Best of luck to the finalists this weekend.

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