This was the scene outside the commissioner's office this morning as dozens of onlookers gawked incredulously at the brazen, brown-shirt tactics of John Grisham's the Pelican Brief. According to numerous witnesses this van drove up to the front of the Commissioner's office and began harassing Comm. Off. employees and New York citizens, as well as distributing "propaganda literature." With the draft only days away, insiders had reported that the high security Prison Ship Martyrs talks on PSAS monetary policy would be held in the next few days in the crypt of the Fort Greene park monument.
"Everybody knows JGPB's position" commissioner's secretary Judy Killfile said in a written statement, "They're the most extreme debtor in the history of the league. And they have the most at stake in the talks of the next two days."
The Prison Ship Martyr's monument memorializes American revolutionary soldiers held on British ships in the East river. What connection precisely the self proclaimed "Story
Pirates" have is still unclear. What is clear is that they are already guilty of at least tampering and threatening the league's bank structure. As of press time no special investigative committee had yet been drafted. JGPB had already issued a formal complaint about the assignation of draft time this year, and was cited but never convicted of a roll in the so-called Pelican Coup, it's scandalous suppression and aftermath which ultimately forced the resignation of Commissioner Psych Dog. The Pelican was used as a Christ symbol to early Christians because of it's nursing its young on its own blood. Precisely whose blood, and what JGPB are nursing this time remain to be seen.
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