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Thursday, November 24, 2011

BREAKING: MJD Trade Vetoed - JGPB Considering Cyber Attack on League Headquarters


BREAKING: The PSAS Commissioner has "suspended" the MJD for Jacquizz Rodgers trade (+ draft picks) pending an investigation in a unbelievable abuse of power for someone trying to be a role model to his newborn son. The trade is the first one to be vetoed in the history of the PSAS and seems to be a reactionary move by the commish who is desperately hanging onto a divisional lead with two games to play. Shaun Boyle--former JGPB GM and current president--has already proposed another trade to Monique and is awaiting acceptance. Team officials are also hopeful that the original trade is re-instated as there is absolutely no precedent for such a radical move.

When reached for comment, Shaun Boyle--former JGPB GM and current president--had this to say: "To say we're disappointed is an understatement. MJD was the last piece in the puzzle for our championship run. While I can't place all the blame on the commish as I think he's getting some bad advice from the PRN chair...it's just hard to think that he and his wife would bring a child into a world where something like this could take place. Definitely a dark time for the PSAS. I implore the commish to re-instate the trade."


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