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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Chicks Dig the Long Ball


The stock market odds/payouts will be posted this evening, but first I wanted to introduce everyone to the newest Casino Gulag Game! Kickers are an under-appreciated Fantasy asset, and it's their time in the moneymaking spotlight. So, this week, the game is as follows: Pick a kicker, whichever kicker chosen has the MOST TOTAL YARDS OF FIELD GOALS MADE is the winner. It's called LEG OF LEGENDS, and your girlfriend is gonna love it.
Jeff Reed is the self-proclaimed Third Leg of Legends Champion.
Each kicker can only be picked by ONE (1) team. Once again, we are going by first come/first serve rules on the selection of kickers. In order to try to rectify the nature of fastest fingerdom that nearly brought down the Hermann Goering Casino Gulag last week, here's what we'll do. Picks are allowed to be made any time after 9pm Beastern. Any picks made before that time will be void, and the transgressing owner will get last pick (but is still forced to play because not playing because you don't get to pick who you want when you broke the rulez is such bullshit that it will not be tolerated.)

So, do twenty five seconds of research, measure some thigh circumferences, see who sucks ballz in the redzone, and make a pick.

As with last week, in order to promote participation, three Bankerbite buy-in, winner takes the pot plus ten bankerbitez. Ties split the pot, but both get the bonus ten bankerbitez.

14 comments:

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  2. Full disclosure. I got so excited that I picked early. I accept the last pick now.

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  3. Lolz!!!!!!!!!! I can only assume the Dirty Birdz made a pick, finished reading the article and removed said pick.

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  4. Hahaha. Owned up to it even before I could respond.

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  5. I'll take David Akers. Shaun your window opens at 9:30 pm Beastern

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  6. Seems TTM guys always get chosen first. I'm flattered, really. So failing Akers, I'll go Ghostface Gostkowski in Hotlanta.

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  7. Nick Novak, in his home town, against his former team.

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  8. I'll take Matt Bryant: nobody sucks in the RZ like the Dirty Birds..... RIZE UP!

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