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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

***Breaking SCOTUS Upholds Dynasty League Plan - Teams to be Reset

Breaking news out of Washington as sources named as clerks for the Supreme Court announce that the SCOTUS will uphold controversial plans for a dynasty league but require all teams to submit to a full auction draft in less than a week's time.  Watchers of the court were taken by surprise in what many had billed to be an ideological party line vote pitting Ephesian Fluxists against Eleatic Stasis-ites.  Early reports suggest that justice Sotomayor joined with a radical members from both sides to form"Primordialist" block on the issue of player agency, which will controversially require the releasing of all current players - who will then be drafted during the competitive market of the auction draft and inked to multi-year "contracts.    The decision will doubtless make this the most important league draft ever, and has scouting departments scrambling with less than a week until draft day.

Financial Reserve Chairman Hermodorus has reportedly called an emergency Jekyll Island session of his inner circle to discus what  reaction monetary policy would take to  this startling development in the courts.  Reached on vacation in the Poconos the Commissioner expressed regret saying "of course, we're disappointed that the franchise players won't be returning for another season, but the death of fire is the birth of air, and the death of air is the birth of water."
 

The fate of key provisions of the dynasty proposal - such as the potential expansion of bench spots, the number of players carried over and the fate of annual salary cap negotiations remains unclear in early briefs. Opponents of the Commissioner had already begun circling their wagons as of press time, calling the decision the "end of the league" and vowing to "oppose dynasty by all legislative means, including regime change."  

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