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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

General Far East to Demand League Set Rules for Next Season … Now!!



Trichotillomaniacs General Manager General Far East, in rare public statement, urged the league to set the off-season rule changes, including keeper issues and budget resets, at least a year in advance to allow teams to prepare for the future. 

“Committed we are to PSAS, and look forward we do to ever lasting relationship with each member of the league.  Our goal is always to bring the championship to the Far East.  Obviously we cannot achieve this every year.  Sometimes wait we must, as a seed in the winter time does.  Maybe this year we may have to wait.  Or maybe we can try to win.  Gives us options it will if we know in advance what the rules are going to be,” the General explained in his Yoda accent.  “Sucks it does to not know when an error you make is going to cost you three seasons”, he added, referring to the team’s accountant mistaking two digits in an waiver transaction in 2010 that put the team in a financial hole for more than two full seasons. 

Asked about the budged reset that took effect this pre-season, the General said “[g]reat it is for our team.  But missed the draft we did.  Don’t know which we like better.  Very creative we must be through the waiver wires.”

In other notes from the Far East:
-       the team is yet to announce it’s head coach for the season.  For the Trichotillomaniacs, the head coach usually sets up the starting roster each week while General Far East makes all roster moves, including that of the coaches.  Last season’s head coach Lao Tzu can still come back to manage the roster, or the General can absorb the responsibility himself, although historically the team has liked having a head coach.  Confucius’s name has also surfaced, as always.
-       asked about the draft, the general expressed his disappointment in not being able to participate in the first ever PSAS auction draft.  “Missed it we did, it that is.  Participated in several mock drafts we did, and had fun we did” the General commented.  “Excited we are about the roster that was given to us.  No one was on our famously short draft board, but we also like the potential many of the guys have,” the General added. 
  
--Osamu Akutagawa (Tokyo_Kyodo Press):




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