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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

BREAKING: WOPR Upgrades to "Hot Cheetos and Takis" OS in Wake of SCOTUS Ruling

"I go by the name of Dang Jones..."



Shortly after the Supreme Court handed down its controversial decision, WOPR (current GM of The Pelican Brief) released a short statement detailing WOPR's upgrade to the experimental "Hot Cheetos and Takis" OS in preparation for the draft next week.  Originally developed by DARPA as a ICBM guidance system, the HCT OS is considered by many to be the end game in Dynasty leagues.

WOPR's Statement:

9:07AM - EST: HCT OS v1 installation commenced
9:08AM - EST: HCT OS v1 installation completed
9:09AM - EST: Terminal message: inquiry::where my H-O-T Cheetos at::

Shaun Boyle, current owner of The Pelican Brief, could not be reached for comment.



Like Windows 95, HCT comes pre-installed with a free music video.  Enjoy:



2 comments:

  1. レイバン サングラスと言えば、偏光レンズがいいとよく言われる。特にレイバン aviatorが良くて、形も綺麗だそうで、すごく気になる。このような数あるRay Ban サングラスだが、どのモデルがキミのイチオシ?ぜひ教えてください!モンクレール ジャケット

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    1. Better than any Jay-Z song from the last 10 years. #UsainBlowout

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