WOPR Retired for 2013 Season - SETEC Astronomy Named Primary Vendor

Southern Maine
September, 5th 2013

SETEC Astronomy has been named The Pelican Brief's official super computer for the 2013 season.  SETEC Astronomy's "black box" replaces WOPR as the day to day team manager.  WOPR served The Pelican Brief well over the course of two seasons but an unstable version of the Hot Cheetos and Takis OS led to a full system crash during last week's auction draft.  As a result three quarterbacks and two kickers were "auto" drafted by WOPR.  PB Owner Shaun Boyle re-took control of his team after the draft and then executed a historic number of blockbuster trades.  The resulting team is amongst the greatest the league has ever seen.

SETEC Astronomy "Black Box"