Week 2 Power Rankings - Tropical Cocktails

We got nuff parity going into week three with 2 each on the undefeated and 0-fer. That leaves 8 in the big middle at .500.  Tropical cocktail edition.

1. psychdog  - Kamara and Thomas, Nawlins powerful. Sort of like a strawberry daiquiri with served in a drive thru. Sorry you'll have to put the straw in yourself, sir!


2. BldgDW3LL1NGTh1nk1ng - AJ Green will kick you when you're down. Sort of like 40 oz pineapple margarita in a boot. Order limited to two per trip by order of health department.


3. Phat Girlz - It's not any one player on PG, they've got it all.  Rum, fruit, wine. Just don't drink it laying down, or you will not be welcome back in the Joe's Crab shack in Gulf Shores.



4. GrossmanSachs - Gurley the real deal in a single package. Not unlike Malibu's rum and lime liqueur. Put it in a glass, you'll enjoy it more!




5. Trichotillomaniacs - Cam Newton is a classic. Like a Mai Tai. You can get a Mai Tai at any decent bar in the country. It's just light rum, dark rum, orange juice and...do you want me to come on that side of the bar and make it?



6. AEthernauts -  OBJ may still be on the giants but you won't know if you drink a Blue Hawaii and fugetaboutit.  Sure it looks like antifreeze, and maybe it is.  But it keeps you cool. So, so cool.


7. TakingTigerMountain - It's going to be a rough ride with half the roster still suspended. Go ahead and enjoy a poor man's mojito. Just drop two peppermint Tums in a Sprite and mix in a
couple mini bottles of rum. You're welcome!

8. HomeSpunNeckBloodz - Painkiller. Nobody knows who's on this team just like nobody knows what's in this drink but it's fucking delicious. No, you shut the fuck up! Nobody fucking knows.



9. Polk High Panthers - Vodak filled watermelon. Fact, nobody likes watermelon, or football. Unless they're filled with booze. So drink up little buddy.

10. Dijonnaise All-Stars - Rum, a gun, and a Tom Waits album. What? Name a better cocktail. That's what I thought.

11. SanFranciscoFerries - Mojito soap. It's not alcoholic they said. It'll just make you thirstier they said. And they were right. But really in a more important sense they were wrong for buying that soap. And you have taught them a valuable lesson.

12. ThePelicanBrief - Hi C and ethanol. Necessity is the mother of invention. And CVS is the mother of this recipe.