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Sunday, October 20, 2013

Time Traveller Stevie Johnson Says Brandon "Eighty-$even Dollar$" Jacobs is a "Lock" for 100 Point Game



Good news for the HomeSpunNeckBloodz organization!  Noted time traveller Stevie Johnson--fresh off a trip from Tuesday, October 22nd--says Brandon Jacobs is a lock for a 100 point game versus the Los Angeles Vikings.  HSNB spent a record $87 PSAS Fun Dollars (TM) on Jacobs earlier in the week in the hopes of turning their season around.

When journalists pressed Johnson about his "Los Angeles Vikings" comment, Johnson had this to say:

"When TTM sent me into the past in an attempt to defeat the SF Ferries during week 5, I may have set in motion events that are now beyond my control."




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