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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Jared Allen Vows to Double Down





Upset with his team's performance in the wake of an 0-2 start, Jared Allen has vowed to "double-down". After last weeks blow-out to JG's Pelican Brief, Allen tweeted:

Today's the day...
Today's the day I give sacrifice to Odin,
Today's the day I harken to the lamentations of my enemy's women
Today's the day I feast deep in a mead-hall stained with its owner's blood
Today's the day I double down

Pressed about his statements on Monday, Allen insisted that he was in pitching a new commercial for KFC's popular chicken, bacon and cheese sandwich. He added, "but it's entirely possible I'll kill someone on Sunday."

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