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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Hurt Feelings...

These Bot Recaps are really, really mean...

AEthernauts took advantage of 20.60 points from DeMarco Murray and 17.00 from the Arizona Cardinals Defense, edging ThePelicanBrief 106.29 to 103.66. AEthernauts came into the Sunday night game facing a 5.96-point deficit, but scored 12.89 for the comeback. It seems like ThePelicanBrief showed up to the draft and then disappeared. They have gone all season without a win. ThePelicanBrief was led by the tag team of Stephen Gostkowski, with 16.50 points, and Larry Fitzgerald, who scored 15.80. AEthernauts (5-1, 713.18 points) remains in second place while ThePelicanBrief (0-6, 558.66 points) stays locked in last place.

More highlights...

  • After that performance, we have to wonder if ThePelicanBrief cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
  • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Joe Flacco on the bench, where he ranked second in the league in scoring with 33.49 points.
  • A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse. Clearly, ThePelicanBrief didn't know what they were doing when they picked up and started Ryan Mundy. He scored a team-worst 12.3% of his projected point total for 0.40 points.
  • Quintin Demps, who ThePelicanBrief picked up this week, scored below his 5.61-point projection with 4.30 points.



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