Week 6 Recap

Week 6 is in the bag and we got all kinds of things piling up in there.  Wins and losses, money and power, lust and caution, shit and honey.  All is well with Monique at the all-you-can-eat buffet.  Pelican's still not found its wings.  Previously winless Trix blowout TigerMtn in scoring the season's second highest points in a game.  This year's early cinderella is L'etoile Dijonnaise, who at 4-2 after grinding out a win in a MNF nailbiter sits comfortably in midst of the playoffs chase.  Teams below .500 needs to start playing with urgency.  The list of noteworthy PSAS fantasy news goes on and on.  But let's take a moment to pat ourselves in the back for welcoming another child, getting engaged, getting married, getting laid, getting licensed, getting a raise, getting promoted, getting wiser, getting old, getting the most out of fantasy football, whatever have you.  Ok, now back to what really counts.  The Injuries situation in the NFL is brutal yet again as we saw too many popping knees and grown-man crying on a beautiful October Sunday, resulting in some major low-balling around the league.  It's crutch time now.

Kicker Tea Party

This was a toss up that ended up helping the rich get richer as Girlz correctly picked Parkey time to come through.  Suisham had the league's shortest FG of the week at 20 yardz while Dawson had a potential 19 yd FG robbed by the decision for Jim Harbough to go for it to go up three scores in MNF. 

TTM: Justin Tucker, 46 ydz

Dijon: Sea Bass, no FG

Future: Dan Carpenter, no FG

Trix: Phil Dawson, 54 ydz

Girlz: Cordy Parkey, 31 ydz

BDT: Blair Walsh, 40 ydz

Greedy Monique will be awarded 33 pts (pot plus matching funds minus 3 bet).

Stock Market

Trix rewarded those who invested in them with a nice payout and the market overall saw a nice gain as predicted, although Future loss prevented from even bigger gains for many.  With injuries mounting, every dollar counts in the waiver market.

Babylon Oppression: Girlz, BDT, and Nauts won, but TTM lost

Curse of Celebrity Jeopardy: Trix won but Future lost

.500: Bloodz won but Future lost

Combo-ATTWN: Trix won, bu Shock and Pelican lost

0-6: Pelican lost but Trix won

cursed derivative will surely return again

Recap

Future: +9

BDT (+2)

Shock (-5)

Trix (+15)

FG (-3)

Trix: +15

Trix (+15)

Babylon (-5)

FG (-3)

dividends (x4=+8)

BDT: +4

Shock (-5)
Trix (+15)

Celebrity Jeopardy (-5)

FG (-3)

dividends (+2)

Nauts: +10

Trix (+15)

Celebrity Jeopardy (-5)

TTM: -3

FG (-3)

Dijon: -3

FG (-3)

Girlz: +33

FG (-3+36)

Shock: +4

dividends (x2=+4)

Stock Market, helping you get cold cuts and do the shuffle since '09

Public Funds Index
+223+69=+292

As always, check your numbers.